Intimate. Luminous. Evocative.
Marseille, France
May 19-23, 2027

4 night stay in the south of France with a small, intentional cohort of entrepreneurial creative women doing the work that actually changes things.

what it is

Immersive retreats for creative entrepreneurs, grounded in the same embodied, sensory-rich philosophy that informs both Weird Specialty & Zelena Travel’s missions. These carefully curated experiences honor how creative entrepreneurs process, integrate, and evolve. We create sacred spaces for deep work to happen, allowing for mindful creative evolution.

Together we will lean into refusing to separate our sacred selves from our strategic ones. Mornings start with intention. Long lunches give room for relaxation. Hard questions asked in beautiful places. And the particular kind of clarity that only arrives when we step out of each of our contexts entirely.

Year Two is more refined and expansive than Year One. Marseille & Provence promises to be a delightfully inspired setting to do just that.

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Weird Retreat: Marseille 2027 · Solo Room
$4,900.00

Intimate. Luminous. Evocative.
Four nights in the south of France, May 19–23, 2027, with a small, intentional cohort of entrepreneurial creative women doing the work that actually changes things. Your own room at Les Bords de Mer, a restored 1930s Art Deco hotel above the Mediterranean.

DESCRIPTION

Your sanctuary for the week is Les Bords de Mer, a 19-room house from the Fontenille Collection on Marseille's Corniche. It was once the Hôtel Richelieu, a 1930s landmark perched over the Plage des Catalans. Its Art Deco bones are intact, and its rooms are white, pale wood, and soft pastels, washed in light off the water.

Between sessions there's the heated rooftop pool, the Susanne Kaufmann spa with its hammam and sauna, and terraces cut into the rock for watching the sun drop behind the Frioul Islands. From here we venture inland, to the ochre hills of the Luberon, to Ménerbes, and to the cave at Sainte-Baume. The sea is always there when we return.

This listing reserves a private solo room for all four nights. It's a space entirely your own, for rest, solitude, and integration between gatherings.

YOUR RETREAT INCLUDES

  • Four nights in a private solo room at Les Bords de Mer, Marseille

  • Daily breakfast

  • Welcome happy hour and welcome dinner on Night One

  • Celebratory dinner of regional Provençal cuisine on Night Four

  • Daily morning yoga

  • All retreat programming, including Weird Specialty workshop sessions, business tarot, and group exercises in collective intelligence and free writing

  • Opening and closing ceremonies

  • A Luberon village and market morning

  • A pilgrimage to the cave at Sainte-Baume, where Mary Magdalene is said to have spent her last thirty years in sovereign contemplation

  • An afternoon in Ménerbes, where Dora Maar retreated to her farmhouse and reclaimed herself as the artist Picasso could never fully see

  • A Mediterranean ceremonial swim

  • Retreat materials, including a workbook and daily practice prompts

  • Optional one-on-one sessions with gJ, by sign-up

NOT INCLUDED
Flights, spa treatments, and independent lunches and suppers, which are billed separately.

INVESTMENT
Solo room from $4,900
Full payment secures your room. Space is subject to availability.

DATES
Arrive Wednesday, May 19, 2027 · Depart Sunday, May 23, 2027 (late checkout)

GOOD TO KNOW

  • Les Bords de Mer is about 30 minutes by car from Marseille Provence Airport and 10 minutes from Saint-Charles station.

  • This is a small, intentional cohort held to sacred capacity. Every voice is heard, and every seat matters.

  • Salon members receive priority access and preferential rates. Write to gJ@gretchenjones.co before booking.

  • Year One alumni are warmly welcomed back, since Year Two builds on what we began. No prerequisite is needed for first-timers.

Travel, hotel relationships, and on-the-ground logistics are thoughtfully curated by our partner Michelle Zelena of Zelena Travel.

where we’re going

Marseille, France. A small fishing village perched between white limestone cliffs and turquoise sea, framed by the Calanques National Park; one of the most extraordinary stretches of coastline in the world.

We'll be staying at Hôtel Les Roches Blanches, a five-star Art Déco property built in 1887 right at the edge of the sea, between the village and the Calanques. Named for the white limestone rocks that line the coast. Winston Churchill painted here. Édith Piaf stayed here. The retreat begins with the view of Cap Canaille—the highest maritime cliff in Europe—from your terrace.

From Marseille as our base, we venture inland: to the ochre hills of the Luberon, to Ménerbes where Dora Maar retreated and reclaimed herself as the artist Picasso could never fully see, and to the cave at Sainte-Baume where Mary Magdalene spent her last years in sovereign contemplation. The sea is always there when we return.

Mid-May means wildflowers, golden light, markets in full season, rosé at the source, and a stunning region before the tourist crush.

The Experience arc

Four nights together. A magnitude of thought provoking conversation. Deep Inspiration.

The arc moves the way transformation actually moves—not in a straight line. You arrive carrying what you've been carrying. Something loosens. Something surfaces. Something gets left behind. You leave different.

arrival
NIGHT ONE


You arrive. The group convenes.

The first conversation begins — topical, thought-provoking, designed to surface what everyone has come here carrying.

ALL: Welcome Dinner.

The tone is set.

threshold
DAY TWO-THREE


Market morning.

Weird Specialty workshop sessions —
one in late morning
one held at happy hour, same work in a looser register.

Solo processing time.

Mediterranean ceremonial swim.

Optional one-on-one sessions w/ gJ.

provocation
DAY FOUR


Pilgrimage to the cave at Sainte-Baume, where Mary Magdalene is said to have spent her last thirty years in sovereign contemplation

Afternoon in Ménerbes, where Dora Maar retreated to her farmhouse and reclaimed herself as the artist Picasso could never fully see.

Weird Specialty workshop session early evening.

Optional one-on-one sessions with gJ begin.

ALL: Celebratory Dinner.

renewal
DEPARTURE MORNING


Closing exercises.

Goodbye ceremony. Late checkout.

You leave with something you didn't have before.

what you’ll do

DAILY PRACTICE

  • Morning yoga each day

  • Pool time and Mediterranean swimming

  • Optional spa treatments

  • Solo processing time built into every afternoon

  • Invitations for serendipity

framework sessions

  • Opening exercises and welcome ceremony

  • Core workshop sessions from the Weird Specialty frameworks

  • Group exercises: including collective intelligence and free writing opportunities

  • Closing exercises and goodbye ceremony

cultural excursions

  • Luberon village and market morning

  • Ménerbes: Dora Maar creative pilgrimage

  • Sainte-Baume: Mary Magdalene's cave

  • Mediterranean coast: swimming and afternoon at sea

meals & gathering

  • Welcome happy hour (Night One)

  • Breakfast included (Daily)

  • 2 curated group dinners included (Regional Provençal cuisine)

  • Additional independent long lunches and suppers poolside and in village available at your leisure (billed separately)

what’s included

who this is for

The entrepreneurial creative woman who has been (or wants to be) building her business for years and is ready to build it differently. Who knows, somewhere in her body, that her weird specialty is her greatest asset and is ready to get serious about wielding it.

Who is done performing. Done choosing between the work she loves and the business she needs. Ready to be in a room with women who understand exactly what that costs.

Limited to 12-15 participants

This retreat is especially for you if:

  • You need a genuine interruption to your usual mode of operating

  • You may have attended Year One and want to go deeper
    Year Two programming builds on what Year One began

  • You missed Year One and have been waiting
    This is a complete experience, no prerequisite required

  • You're a Weird Specialty Salon member
    Priority access and preferential rates apply